"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
2006-12-10 18:36:44 · 7 answers · asked by devsmash 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha....
2006-12-10 19:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one's kind of corny, my step-dad taught it to my 5 year old. What's round on both ends, and goes up in the middle? Ohio: O - High - O ( I though it was kinda cute anyways)
2006-12-11 02:41:15 · answer #2 · answered by doodlebugg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there were two people who loved food and said maybe we need to buy some food for out dinner and ate allot of food
2006-12-11 02:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by alvin c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still worth a giggle
2006-12-11 03:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by bugallugz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good one=D
2006-12-11 03:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by onetreehunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright
2006-12-11 02:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by sean e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
Justin
2006-12-11 04:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋