JANUARY
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
FEBRUARY
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter!
MARCH
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
APRIL
Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!
MAY
Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
JUNE
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
JULY
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
AUGUST
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
SEPTEMBER
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?
NOVEMBER
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!
DECEMBER
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone! What an year!!
2006-12-10 18:34:56 · 38 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..g'morning sire.....i would like to ask ..a permission to use that joke...:-)
hgday..
2006-12-10 18:57:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud one!
BTW why is everyone referring to the caption of the joke ' my wife's diary' as in you have really pinched the entries from ur wife's diary.
Chill out ppl.
2006-12-10 22:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by Rainbow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hai again Pd!!
put my name 1st on ur fans list if u dont have any then make one now! coz u make soooo many people laugh for a resom good job.
i have started to save ur jokes
10 on 10 for u
2006-12-11 19:38:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Wow! Wow! Now that’s what I call a lovely wife,
You sure are a lucky guy, never a dull moment in your life.
2006-12-11 07:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife's diary must have been passed around because we just heard all of those about 10 minutes ago.
2006-12-10 18:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
-Is this really wats in her diary?
-Y r u putting her diary on the internet?
-ur wife is a total blond dude.
-and i thought i was stupid!
2006-12-13 10:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice
2006-12-11 03:18:26 · answer #7 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so funny I can't stop laughing. Thank you I need a good laugh.
2006-12-11 07:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is one to remember for the future!!
2006-12-11 06:06:12 · answer #9 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
year could be 2000
2006-12-10 19:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud one
9/10
2006-12-12 19:12:50 · answer #11 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋