A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
2006-12-10 18:16:13 · 19 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one chas
2006-12-10 18:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH you had my mind wandering in the gutter. Good joke tho. A must 10!!! Five star joke.
2006-12-10 20:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by Cinnamon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-12-10 18:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-10 18:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-12-10 18:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lilmisssassy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a funny girl!
2006-12-10 18:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by SWORD LI 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just want points hate your joke
2006-12-10 18:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by sean e 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very very good
Justin
(thumbs up)
2006-12-10 20:14:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Nice. ur funny. love it!
2006-12-10 18:32:13 · answer #9 · answered by FP 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-12-10 18:22:10 · answer #10 · answered by shasho 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋