itz not like i'm against blodes or anything but this one made me laugh=D
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says "Well ma'am, I can't cut your hair with those head-phones on. You're going to have to take them off."
She shakes her head vigorously and replies "No, if I take them off, I will die." He put his hands on his hips and ripped them off of her head. She fell to the floor and died. He was extremely surprised and picked up the head-phones.
All he heard was "Breathe in, breathe out, breath in."
2006-12-10 18:07:17 · 19 answers · asked by onetreehunny 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HELP!!!! CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!! NICE! Thats sooooo funny! man ur good. thumbs up for sure! one of my favs! love it!
2006-12-10 18:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by FP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand...How could he rip the headphones off her head while he had his hands on his hips???
:) Yes...I am a real blond
2006-12-11 02:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! I think I needed a joke like that today! Well done, you had me in stitches :)
Merry Christmas
2006-12-11 02:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by Snoopy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-11 02:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by hermom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute liked it: This keeps up you are going to give all Blondie's a complex.
2006-12-11 02:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 1
2006-12-11 02:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha..ha...ha....I got a good one...How do you drown a blonde chick...? Throw the mirror in the pool,
2006-12-11 02:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by qdrama1956 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goodie
2006-12-11 02:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew this one but it still made me laugh
2006-12-11 02:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I needed that, that's hysterical.
2006-12-11 02:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋