I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
2006-12-10 17:44:03 · 14 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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cool u really made me laugh.
2006-12-10 23:59:39 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! Heres another one to add on to yours:
" when she boarded a bus, she protested with the bus driver not to move becoz the sign there said - BUS STOP"
2006-12-11 01:51:04 · answer #2 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She asked for a WHATABURGER at a McDonald's.
She order a quarter pounder w/cheese at a Taco Bell.
2006-12-11 01:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-11 01:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill char your on a roll today 10/10
2006-12-11 04:40:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she also use white out on her computer screen?
2006-12-11 01:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome....very good jokes
Justin
(thumbs up)
2006-12-11 04:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it very good keep um coming
2006-12-11 01:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by jeffrey r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done.
Did it take long to cut and paste?
2006-12-11 01:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha....
very funny...... 9/10
i feel sorry for the blonde's though.....
2006-12-11 02:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha excellent....
2006-12-11 01:47:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋