George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you.As you definitely have
to stay here,
So I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.I'll let
one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room.
In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.
He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.Such was his fate
in hell.
"No!" George said."I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer
and don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room.In it was Tony Blair with a
sledge hammer and a
room full of rocks.All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder.I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George.
The devil opened a third door.
In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms
staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said,"Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
2006-12-10 17:37:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You totally had me twisted. damned good joke.It's 5:00 and I can't wait until my roomate wakes up so I can show her this one.
2006-12-10 20:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by Cinnamon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No way. i might duck and cover. and that i might do the same for Cheney! even besides the fact that, if he grew to grow to be into in a swimming pool, drowning, i think i might help him out. that's plenty distinctive than taking a bullet for him. i does not take a seat down by using making use of and watch genuinely all of us die with out helping them. I purely does not take a bullet for Bush or Cheney.
2016-10-18 02:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'That is the best bush joke i have ever heard. It is a surprise to me that no bush lovers have posted their negative opinions about it..yet! He make Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson look like geniuses! You say you have never seen a Texan who cant stand bush, well, here I am!
2006-12-10 18:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by catfight1980 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! LOL That was the best Jr. Bush joke yet.
I didn't vote for him and I have a friend that HATES
Jr. Bush so I have to send that one to him. He
will LHAO. Good job!
2006-12-10 17:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bush would be good at that since he sucks big time
Do you know why his wife is always on top when they have sex.
Cause he only knows how to f*ck up
2006-12-10 17:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one always laughing pleased the yanks 10/10
2006-12-10 20:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O thats awesome!! I am going to start and email chain with this joke!
2006-12-10 17:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by Canes Girlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting away with it again? Well, what do you expect if your dad is the devil!!?
2006-12-10 17:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-11 00:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one loved the ending
2006-12-10 19:04:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋