Make it good, lest I find your wish to be that of a sinner seeking lust, booze or self gradifacation.. Then perhaps I might even grant you 2 wishes. If it's involving jello and a donkey.. maybe you shall receive the grand prize of 3 wishes. Good Luck Mortals!!!
2006-12-10 17:27:02 · 16 answers · asked by dirk diggler 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Almighty God of Yahoo, please change the report abuse system and hire humans to read the reports so that it can be determined whether or not is is *truly* a violation of community guidelines. No more "blanket deletions" of questions and answers by Yahoo Robots simply because they've been reported. I ask in the name of Yahoo. Amen.
2006-12-10 17:43:46 · answer #1 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faster internet-super internet.I hope to god noone has an answer anything to do with jello and a donkey.
2006-12-10 17:32:13 · answer #2 · answered by cactus_chic3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, I'd like you to tell all your ignorant followers that you do not really exist and stop them from making stupid claims like "god exists" etc. That would make Y Ans a much more pleasant place.
2006-12-10 17:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by T Delfino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wish is that you would just get rid of that loser with the pornographic avatars. He's overdue for a good smiting.
2006-12-10 18:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I simply want to be Yahoo Indestructable in chat. Is that too much to ask? LOL
2006-12-10 17:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by dressed_2_kill_2008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wish would be that for every link I browse on the yahoo website... one penny to be donated to charity... by Yahoo...
2006-12-10 17:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To peacefully go Home to heaven Now.
2006-12-10 18:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by stuart_slider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To know what I know now and have my 30 year old body again.
2006-12-10 17:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let there be love among mankind so that peace and unity will follow.
2006-12-10 17:32:44 · answer #9 · answered by dimma59 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Lord, please forgive me in believing in FSM, but I think you and your questions are a bit of a bore. I'd rather read the FSM Gospel and peanut butter goddess questions.
Also, could you please fix the drainpipe; it's been leaking for days?
And please send me a pumpkin that magically transmutes into a limousine; I need to go to a party.
2006-12-10 17:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by WaterStrider 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋