2006-12-10 17:20:46 · 16 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In the far reaches of the back of the dryer there lies the mystic sock portal, which takes the chosen socks to the place where all socks dream. The only humans who know about the portal have sworn allegience to the god "Maytag" to never reveal the portal's existence. As a chosen sock tumbles its way to the portal in centripetal bliss, it bids adieu to the other socks and wishes them well. It then begins its descent into the portal, never to be seen again.
2006-12-10 17:26:48 · answer #1 · answered by spaabroadway 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was missing a sock for what seemed like years. It turned up in one of my husbands tee shirts. It was stuck there until he decided to wear that particular shirt. My kids socks turn up in weird places like in the garage, in the backyard or behind some piece of furniture. I haven't a clue how they get to those places from the dryer.
2006-12-10 17:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheist Eye Candy has actually answered it, in conjunction with the others who refer to the 'portal' through which the socks vanish - to emerge in the "Kansas" of Dorothy and Toto!
There is also a portal either under your sink or in your dish-washer.
Knowing how mixed-race marriages tend to be misunderstood by others, socks and spoons who ('which'?) decide on marriage arrange to elope at the same time.
They enter their respective portals and are never seen again in the "Lands of the Muggles"!
2006-12-10 17:39:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a rim around the actual of the gadget bathtub. they'll surely spin around and pass into the outer chamber of the gadget. at last, this might destroy your washer. the terrific approaches of washing socks is to place them in a mesh bag. Wow! not greater lacking socks.
2016-10-18 02:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sockle elves take them, they then go back to there workshop and and make hats and beer mug holders out of them, the stinky ones get sent to the sockle elves prison where they must inhale the smell for the rest of there life! If you have a heart please keep your socks clean, so another sockle elf will not suffer!
2006-12-10 17:28:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When the end of the world comes, we will be reunited with all of our lost socks in Laundry Heaven.
2006-12-10 17:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by weary0918 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nasty dryer monster sneaks into the pipe when the dryer stops. Kinda like the Underpants Gnomes.
2006-12-10 17:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some go to sock heaven??
Peace be with you.
2006-12-10 17:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by Arf Bee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to Kansas City
2006-12-10 17:26:16 · answer #9 · answered by Da Vinci Code Revolution 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
collected by Santa's elves, patched and fixed and cleaned, and given to the real poor children who believe, and don't have a stocking to hang at christmas.
2006-12-10 19:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by stuart_slider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋