What is your all time favorite joke?

Answer 1

Though not my all~time favorite i laughed a lot when read this below joke ~ bit naughty

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they both needed to take a leak. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do it behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend was wearing an expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to fins a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and wiped herself with it.
The next day the 1st woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her but*t that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We’ll never forget you!'

Answer 2

My favorite: A man is talking to God and asks, "How much is a million of our dollars to You?" God replies, "Oh, that's just like a mere penny to me." The man then asks, "How long is a million of our years to You?" God replies, "That's like a second to me." The man thinks he has something here and says, "God, would you give me a penny?" God says, "In a second."