1) An old man goes to the doctor with penis problems and the doctor gives him a jar. "Go home and get some semen in here and I'll examine it later." So the man goes home, but when he comes back, the jar is empty. "Why didn't you do what I asked?" the doctor said.
"Well," the man said, "First I tried with my right hand. Then I tried with my left hand. That didn't work, so I asked my wife to try. She also tried with her right hand, then her left, and even with her mouth! But it didn't work. So we called our neighbor to come over and try, but..."
The doctor was amazed. "You asked your NEIGHBOR to try? Do you have no decency?"
The man continued, "But try as we might, we couldn't get the darn jar to open!"
2) A 90-year-old woman decides one day that she's seen enough of life, and decides to kill herself. She calls her doctor and asks him where a woman's heart is located, and discovers that (more in details...)
2006-12-10 17:05:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...discovers that it is located right below her left breast. So she gets out a pistol from her late-husband's chest and shoots herself...........................A few minutes later, she is admitted into the hospital with a bullet in her kneecap.
2006-12-10 17:07:11 · update #1
Good one! Here is one for you.
One day two men were sitting in a bus and chatting. A woman who had had a very rough day came. She could not stop over-hearing:
Firist Miss come, then i come, then two asses come together. Then i come again and pee twice. Then i come finally..............
By then, the woman was so disgusted. She burst out in anger saying " Thats it! I had enough of your sick sex life". At this the men was kinda shy and kinda surprised. He said "What sex life maam. I was just teaching my friend here how to spell MISSISSIPPI.
Well, i bet you are gonna read this again. If you liked it then please please please give me the beat answer. I like totally wanna get to Level 2!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-10 17:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Didn't think you could beat the first one, but you did. An 8 for #1 and a big 9 for #2.
(I'm still laughing)
2006-12-11 01:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to KFC! because the famer said its either you die now or die there
2) why did the black chicken that was trying to get to KFC got hit?
because the diver was a kkk memeber
2006-12-11 01:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by tweet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo, 5 stars for you.
2006-12-11 01:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke the best of the day.
2006-12-11 01:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by flower girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one:great.Second one(not so funny).
2006-12-11 02:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by yo-yo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where are the rest of the details!!! Never mind
2006-12-11 01:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by biggest Johnny Depp fan ever 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1st one made me laugh a lot
2006-12-11 03:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one better. :)
2006-12-11 01:09:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't give up the day job , dude
2006-12-11 01:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by ...n... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋