The Chimney Song
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.
2006-12-10 16:20:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So as he decomposes, the presents left by the fire will be hands and feet, or a spleen? Lovely. :S
Well, if you like that, you might like Weird Al's 'Christmas at Ground Zero':
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny
Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud
[siren]
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year's Day
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
[siren]
2006-12-10 16:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by The Mad Shillelagh 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there is not any rationalization for people to locate this offensive, those lyrics do not seem in any respect or perhaps though in the event that they do, basically say it fairly is a quote and which ability they are able to't blame you. btw, black veil brides are particularly dam stable, advantageous artwork
2016-12-11 06:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by sickels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before,or something very close to it, and I don't find it offensive at all. I, however, have a version of "Twas' the Night before Christmas" that would be deleted 5 seconds after being posted.
2006-12-10 16:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want to play it for my little neices & nephews but I don't find it offensive. I have a 13 year old niece who would love it, though.
I really like "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer"
2006-12-10 16:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by Smart Kat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, not offensive. But get him the hell outta the chimney, cause I'm expecting him every year!
2006-12-10 16:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Maybe you need a chimney sweep.
2006-12-10 16:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Erm... no. Its lame. If Santa is stuck in the chimney... he would talk/move... -_-"
2006-12-10 16:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by ... 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Entertainment for small minds?
2006-12-10 16:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha its funny but sorta gross too
2006-12-10 16:42:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No it's funny.
2006-12-10 16:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by Vtmtnman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋