My dog keeps telling me he wants a girlfriend in doggy language. Any suggestions?
2006-12-10 15:28:27 · 16 answers · asked by steptoejosh 2 in Pets ➔ Dogs
get him one...do u know what its like to go with out sex?! lol dont make the poor thing beg
2006-12-10 15:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by nina 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well the best thing i can think of is to get him fixed then he wont go around humping things..i dont recommoned breeding..there are most many dogs each day getting put down becasue there isnt enough homes for them..or get him a big bear or some thing and let him hump that..lol..but i wuold get him fixed..ifu do search ..there are places out there..who will do it for cheap..good luck
2006-12-11 00:39:42 · answer #2 · answered by Doll 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
take him to a really cute female vet for his neutering.
He will be happier, healthier, and will most likely stop humping stuff (I'm guessing that might be part of the dialogue he's been trying to have w/you?) It will in no way make him feel unfulfilled in his life to lose a little bit of his oscar mayer, and will help him greatly in finding appropriate ways to express his love (ie; face licking, nudging your hand for petting, tail thumping, running around in joyful circles, etc.)
shelters are filled with the products of quick unions of love like the one your guy is looking for, so by neutering you are making a good choice for society, too!
2006-12-11 02:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by lalabee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take him to the Vet and get him neutered. When he comes home he will be able to speak to you in our language and you can explain to him how you had the surgery because it will make him a better dog. Then he can call you a dirty name and tell you in language that you can understand that he is going to live somewhere else because you ruined his life...........
2006-12-11 00:24:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the drugs... If you understand doggie language getting another dog is the least of your worries!!! Maybe you should rub the Mayor for him a little bit??
2006-12-10 23:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by J-Dizzle(Wheres Dirty Dave??) 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Tell him about the facts of life and then take him to get neutered! Then he won't think about wanting a girlfriend anymore. And he will for sure stop talking to you.
2006-12-10 23:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by digorbat11 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
get him a girlfriend. Take him to the dog park and let hiim play w. the girls there. find a friend who has a female dog and let them have playdates. or get a female yourself. but if you don't want puppies make sure to get them fixed.
2006-12-10 23:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by tera_duke 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eaither take him for a walk and let him get his doggy groove on with a neighborhood female or buy a female companion for him...
2006-12-10 23:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by freak_on_a_leash_666 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If he keeps talking dirty I'd cut it off.
2006-12-10 23:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by danp 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get the poor thing a girlfriend! maybe he'll stop talking to you if you get him some booty.
2006-12-10 23:40:42 · answer #10 · answered by menolikey811 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋