There is a dead man with no clothing on, in the middle of the desert and all he has is a toothpick. How did he get there?
2006-12-10 15:13:17 · 9 answers · asked by weyboom 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He feel from the sky.
2006-12-10 15:18:28 · update #1
he walked
2006-12-10 15:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well first off he was italian so he had a tooth pick in is mouth, then once he started getting hot walking through the desert he took off all his clothing not caring because no one would be there to see him, thinking he saw an oasis, which was just a marage, he decides to have a drink of natural sparkling water, but as he gulps he jokes on his toothpic and dies, now whats it to u eh!
2006-12-10 15:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
he was in an aeroplane digging his teeth
with the toothpick... suddenly, the door of
the plane opened & he fell out...! *splat* he's
dead... the vultures came & found that he
was not worth eating and decides 2 strip
him instead... no idea why but it just came
to mind!!
2006-12-10 15:18:05 · answer #3 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was a member of the mile high club and was picking his teeth right before the stewardess pushed him out of the airplane.
2006-12-10 15:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Answers 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Body dump.
2006-12-10 15:16:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he was sleep walking opened the plane door and fell to his death
2006-12-10 19:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
bod dumpred from plane
2006-12-10 16:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He was dreaming
2006-12-10 15:16:23 · answer #8 · answered by endearingstar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
went solo to an afghani cocktail party?
2006-12-10 15:17:39 · answer #9 · answered by doug s 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋