Who can come up with the best Kentucky joke?
2006-12-10 14:48:49 · 8 answers · asked by crash 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you know that toothpaste was invented in Kentucky?
If it was invented any where else, it would have been called teethpaste.
2006-12-10 16:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Scott C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did Kentucky cross the road?
To get the dang chicken
2006-12-10 14:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kentucky. 3 million people. 8 last names.
2006-12-10 16:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by the Morning Star 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
yeah kentucky fried chicks
2006-12-10 14:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
8 kentuky'ins come to the california movie theater and see 'ketukeys go home' none of them liked the title of that movie so they killed all that where wathcing it but before they said that they said no we kuntukins can stay here but they wathed the movie any way it was a football movie about the western horns...in the end when the police came they had to go home and die....!!!lol this is a great joke!!!
2006-12-10 15:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
2 chickens walk into a bar, kernal sanders procedes to aSAuLT them, that was the first of the eleven spice trashings he threw them
2006-12-10 14:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
what kinda chicken do you like best?
kuntuke fried chicks !!!! lol lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao cute
2006-12-10 14:53:55 · answer #7 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bite Me.
2006-12-10 14:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by BigTip$ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋