Lord Agon is the one true God. An evil demon has tricked mankind to worship him. He used many names: God, Allah, Jesus, Mohamed, moses and many others. The one true religion of Lord agon was lost. Those who worship Agon are now back to spread his word. We have bin hiding among you and we feel mankind is ready for the truth. In the holy book of Agon is says "thou will pray to lord Agon ten times a day" and "those who do not worship lord Agon will be tortured with fire and there flesh will be reborn to burn again." It is very important to worship lord agon or you will suffer forever after death. Of course lord Agon is a loving God " i will love and protect my children from the wolfs" By the wolfs he means those who do not believe. It is also the duty of every follower of Agon to spread his word. Both by war and peace. Those who die in the name of Agon will be given many sex slaves. So please convert or Die and burn in hell.
.......sound familiar?
2006-12-10 13:38:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Even if this "LORD" you speak of did exist, where is the proof that it is loving? Where is the proof that it even exists? I don't understand you....or people like you. Honestly...do you actually believe that this god will care enough about you to just hand you "many sex slaves"? This is all so stupid! Just like every other religion like it. No...scratch that....I don't think any religion is worthy of people's worship...yeah, yeah, say it's a relationship...I couldn't care less. Do you think you're fooling anyone?
You know what? I think just to piss people off I'm going to write a book about some random animal or something and bury it, and then years later some idiot will dig it up and say: "LET'S MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS!!" Yup....that's exactly what I'll do.
2006-12-10 13:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by third_syren_of_seduction 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are some shows that are greater effective left on my own. Hawaii 5-O is one which you won't be in a position to duplicate. The actors won't be in a position to get replaced...i don't care how plenty you liked the coach....you will not get the comparable result Protestant Nazarene
2016-10-14 10:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well my friend, we are from different kingdoms, worshipig different lord's. and thats the beauty of this country. to be able to believe. perceive, and acheive , anytjing your mind can conceive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, america. land of the free , and home of the brave. i bekieve that your thought processes are such that maybe people would tend to dissuade you from your beliefs, and convince you that conformity is your best bet. but that went out with the crusa deds , during the inquisition . and such. let me enlighten you with my curiositys with my Lord and savior. I truly believe jesus is from outer space. let me elaborate a little more. if any reader reads this , send me a reply, just to see if my philosiphy on this subject matter, has been thought of somewhere else , besides my deep thinking thought box. one of my theories is .....when Jesus arose from the tomb. and desended 3 days later, he returned with deafenig light, earth shattering , and spitting earthquakes.... hmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also. when Moses went up the mount. to receive the ten commandments. he was subjegatedd to dress in a robe of differdent appearence, when he desended with the tablets. also it is mentioned that upon seeing moses's fa ce , after returning from the mount, he appeared to have a scalded face and body parts. thus , giving me the inclination that he was suffering from intense energy from a u..............f..........o............. think about it people!!!!!!1 I also have numerous other op[inions on different bikble verses, which i will more than willing elaborate on at a future date thanks
2006-12-10 13:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by stephanie m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is the truth, the way and the life!
"Hear O Israel, the Lord is our God, the Lord is One"
(Shema Yisrael Adonai eloheinu Adonai ehad)
2006-12-10 13:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by St. Mike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg this is total bullshit. First of all even the people who dont believe in God thing this is a dumbass piece of ****.you keep your beliefs to your self.as many pot you smoked last night oyu cannot make people think whats right or whats not.crazy person.you should be carefull posting this up you can get sued for millions of dollars.no joke
2006-12-10 13:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by lohanaddict 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is my Lord. Who is lord agon? sounds like some cult...
2006-12-10 14:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My Lord walked into my home one night and told me he was God. He never left. Today he pays all my bills, takes care of me and allows me the opportunity to pursue an education and degree. And I am his Lady...
2006-12-10 13:44:05 · answer #7 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds silly.
It doesn't sound lilke Christianity.
It doesn't sound like Wicca or any earth-based religion.
It doesn't sound like Native American spirituality.
It doesn't sound like the Koran.
It doesn't sound like Judeaism.
Sounds like a low-selling fantasy novel made up by a dungeons and dragons player.
2006-12-10 13:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Lord Jesus Christ.
2006-12-10 13:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by monte99 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The Lord, Jehovah God is the God of the Bible, the God of universe.
http://www.handlethetruth.net
2006-12-10 13:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by truth_handler 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋