2006-12-10 13:31:58 · 34 answers · asked by MISTAKN 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ALL 0F THE AB0VE... LMAO... GOODNESS... PEOPLE THESE DAYS -____________-
2006-12-10 13:42:00 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is that a ladder in your stocking or the stair way to heaven. I often wonder why people use pick up lines like that one not too mention all the other corny ones out there currently being use at this very moment. why can't people just come straight out and say what they are thinking and feeling with out the corny bad one liners called pick up lines. If you see someone you are attracted to simply tell them that you are attracted to them and why it would save you looking like a jerk using a bad pick up line.
2006-12-10 13:39:42 · answer #2 · answered by clarissa l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The LAMEST ever is: Damn girl u look good in them jeans but you will look better with me inbetween.
You should know how this ended me kicking his balls? YES. and shoving them down his throat.
2006-12-10 13:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by Haley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, i went out to eat the other day, and here's what i got from my waiter.
waiter guy- "hello, i seen you pull in, nice car, want to race?"
me "no"
waiter guy- "do you know -------?"
me " yeah"
waiter guy "i'm her baby's daddy, yeah, i had to drop out in the 10th grade"
me "okay" (i'm getting really hungry and ready to order by this point)
waiter guy "so you want to go bowling after i get off?"
me "no"
he didn't quit asking through the whole meal, and i swear that was the longest meal ever!!! yeah, but guys don't introduce your self as so and so's baby's daddy, it don't work, that had to be the worst pick up anything i'd ever heard in my life!
2006-12-10 13:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by *MaE* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay, here are two lamest ever!:
(i) you must be tired cos you have been running a lot in my dream;
(ii) have i seen you somewhere? you look familiar!
2006-12-10 13:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by counterculturalist 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, "can i name your knees christmas and easter and visit you between the holidays" is most definetly the lamest one (but i think its funny nonetheless)
2006-12-10 13:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
your father must have been a thief because he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
2006-12-10 13:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by help you 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
2006-12-10 13:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your eyes r like saphires ur lips like rubies ur hair like tree bark, thats why i love you. And i didnt have blue eyes or Brown hair either!
2006-12-10 13:35:47 · answer #9 · answered by gabberswhiffendor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The guy: "Did it hurt?"
Me: "What?"
And then he was like "When you fell from heaven. You look so much like an angel...you have to be from heaven."
It made me giggle, but it was totally cheesy.
2006-12-10 13:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by dancerforlife! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I quote, "yo mami, can I holla at you a little bit?"
note to thugs or poseurs: This is NOT attractive.
2006-12-10 13:34:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋