A man walks into a diner and orders a bowl of soup, the waiter brings him his food and he notices she stuck her thumb in the soup, but he doesnt say anything, after he finishes his soup, he orders a bowl of chiley, and he notices she has her thumb in the chili. This time he asked her why she put her thumb in the soup.
"I have a health condition and I have to keep my thumb warm, so I put my thumb in your food"
Then the guy says "If you have to keep your finger warm, why dont you stick it up your a**" Then she says " I do that in the kitchen"
2006-12-10 13:25:27 · 11 answers · asked by jn_dogs 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why would he have eaten the soup not knowing where her thumbs been
2006-12-10 15:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww lol
very funny
Have a Great Day!
2006-12-10 21:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross joke and funny check up mine with the WARNING sign...sorry but i think my joke wins the title of the grossiest joke ever...
2006-12-10 22:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty, report to health department!!
2006-12-10 22:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's gross and probably happens everyday- that's why I don't eat out
2006-12-10 21:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does your mom know your up past your bedtime???
2006-12-10 21:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha...gd one
2006-12-10 22:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! LMAO!!!! HAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! funny!
2006-12-10 21:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by Squirrelgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is gross and not that funny...........
2006-12-10 21:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS HALARIOUS
2006-12-10 21:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋