two hungry beggars were crossing the street when they saw maggots crawling over some cold rotten food on the street...since they were so hungry they wanted to eat it but there was only enough for one...the first beggar then told the second beggar to eat first seeing how much more desperate he is...shortly after the second beggar hungrily ate the maggots and cold rotten food up, he started to feel nausea and threw up on the floor...thats when the other beggar clapped excitedly and cheered,"YEAHHH JOY TO THE LORD!!!WARM FOOD AT LAST!!!!"
2006-12-10 13:18:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ewww
2006-12-10 13:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by aldkjasdk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A side-splitter !!!!!!!!!!! Er, (trouble and) Strifey, how can I put this. OK, your geography, among many other things, is sadly lacking. Rothesay is on the Isle of Bute. Dunoon, where I live, is on the Cowal Peninsula, IE, the mainland. Question is, should I report YOU for being silly and ill-informed ? I'll not bother. You have enough to worry over as it is. "Moonlight Drive" by the Doors.
2016-05-23 03:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke.different theme,have you ever been destitute or hungry?
pray that you never are man cause its no joke and the way the world is today its in bad taste.(no pun intended)
peace and love. kappy
2006-12-10 13:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the most gross joke Ive ever heard but lol to you preys the lord keep them comin in.
2006-12-10 13:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww
lol
Have a Great Day!
2006-12-10 13:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats nasty but funny
2006-12-10 13:22:13 · answer #6 · answered by jrollo76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! that is very gross but pretty funny. ve never heard it before
2006-12-10 13:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yum...
2006-12-10 13:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my eyes are bleeding....
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2006-12-10 13:31:43 · answer #9 · answered by One moment please... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah gross but funny!
2006-12-10 13:22:24 · answer #10 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋