i dont want to hurt this persons car!!! but i want something thats REALLY funny for me and her! i am already going to so silly string and washable spraypaint.
2006-12-10 13:18:20 · 18 answers · asked by no~name~needed 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
we dont have the keys to the car so everything has to be done on the outside. and everything has to just wash off.
2006-12-10 13:27:25 · update #1
Some friends did this to another co-worker at my last job. When she isn't looking - you and a buddy get a couple of jacks, and jack up car. Get some bricks that are set at just the right height - so that when you let the jacks down the car's frame rests just high enough to make the tires appear to be in contact with the ground, but in reality are not.
It might keep her scratching her head wondering why the car won't move for a while!
2006-12-10 13:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by gshprd918 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a parts store and buy some stick on wheel balancing weights
then take them and stick them to either the right or left FRONT wheel (on the inside of the wheel so they cant be seen) stick at least 2 or 3 ounces on the wheel. when driven the car will have a
steering wheel shimmy that will increase as the speed increases. the more weight the more shimmy. then you can remove them after the laughs are over and the car will return to normal. itching powder on the drivers seat isn't bad either. or put a small block of wood under the gas or clutch pedal if its a stick shift. you can coat the underneath of outside door handle with vaseline or grease. if its a nice car i'd stay away from anything being put on the paint. it may not hurt the paint but you might scratch it when removing from the paint if you dont know how to properly do it
2006-12-10 13:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by achronicfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a little dangerous but worth it if you do it right.
Get one of those gel shaving cream bottles. Try to get all the gas out via the bottle nozzle or slightly press the regular nozzle. Make sure you get as much gas out so there is very little pressure. Next, freeze the entire can in your freezer. After you're sure it's contents are frozen, take it out and remove the metal casing. Now you have a block of frozen shaving cream. You can leave it whereever you like, in the car, on the hood, in the trunk. As the block melts, in becomes a large mass of shaving cream.
FYI, I've never tried this before, only read about it. You can do some more research if you like, just to be safe :)
2006-12-10 13:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by RanJAH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh saran wrap the whole car or just the doors. but leave the door handle so she can grap it.
Dry day tape bubble wrap to the tops of the tires. So she can not see it until she starts out and hears pop pop pop
Fill the car with non butter popcorn. It will not make a mess and she can toss it out and leave it for the birds
2006-12-10 13:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by G L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When we get a rookie on our shift, we'll put cornstarch (flour works, too) in the air vents and crank it all the way up. When the rookie turns the car on, WHOOSH! I'm giggling just thinking about it. A touch of mace under the door handle works great, too.
2006-12-10 13:24:48 · answer #5 · answered by Memphis Lawdog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie cans to the back of the car, and put the cans under the car, when she drives off, she is pulling a bunch of cans behind her, and she prob wont notice...but others will...thus, not messing up the car, cause you will feel guilty and have to help her clean it....
2006-12-10 13:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ZIP TIES, zip tie the front and back door together, unless its a 2 door, then get into the back seat, zip tie the 2 doors together from one side to the other, then get out the back door and finish the job with the other stuff
2006-12-10 13:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by jim b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy i used to work with tied a bunch of panties and bra's together and tied them to the back of my truck and i pulled them down the road, when i pulled into a parking lot and got out i couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing. when i came back to my truck i seen why. he also would take your license
plates off and turn them upside down, but this will get you pulled over quick. he also put butter or greece under your door handles.
he was the worlds car prankster, i could go on and on,with him it never stopped.
2006-12-10 13:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by bob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its a nice car get that window chalk, now put a ridiculously now price like 500$ and write that it has low klms, put the persons number on the window, and watch them get pissed when they recieve about a billion calls about it and they have to explain it to all these ppl that its not for sale, they'll feel stupid
2006-12-10 15:23:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
personally i have done the whole kotex to the liences plate thing... a lady at work was buggin me and so i took a big kotex and with a red magic marker wrote "Eat me" on it and then taped it to the back liences plate... by the time she saw it was there it had been like 4 days lol
very funny
2006-12-10 13:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋