The mailman joke
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One night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in and explained it to billy.
Billy, what we were doing is making you a baby brother. Oh goody, goody cried billy. The next morning as the father came down the stairs he found billy sitting at the bottom of the steps.
What are you doing up billy he asked. I am thinking about my baby brother said billy and with that his father left for work. Late that evening the father came in from work to find billy sitting on the steps but crying this time.
Why billy, what is wrong? This morning when I left you were happy about getting a baby brother and now you are crying. Well, I was happy daddy but then the mailman cam
2006-12-10 13:11:54 · 20 answers · asked by ScubaSteve 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
e and ate him all up!
2006-12-10 13:12:26 · update #1
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."
2006-12-10 13:21:23 · update #2
for those how dont understand the first 1 the mail man is eatin the moms vagina so the kid thought he was eatin his brother
2006-12-10 13:22:46 · update #3
its cool a bit funny though
2006-12-10 13:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was a funny joke back in the 70s
2006-12-10 21:16:49 · answer #2 · answered by greg c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya i diden't get the 1st one
untill i read what u said
funny jokes
Have a Great Day!
2006-12-10 21:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a few seconds but I got it. Sad but funny.
2006-12-10 21:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, maybe I need someone to explain it to me, I didnt get it...
2006-12-10 21:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha.. thats funny!
2006-12-10 21:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by PrinceOfDarkness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was one of the funniest thing ive ever heard
2006-12-10 21:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i looooooove the second one. but i dont get the first.
2006-12-10 21:33:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
change the ending but other than that I don't get it!!
2006-12-10 21:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds icky
2006-12-10 21:15:33 · answer #10 · answered by Echo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋