A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant... He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
2006-12-10 13:04:22 · 13 answers · asked by asheslovesjoel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn! That was good.
2006-12-10 13:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by teeza18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 02:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by goodgion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way gross he must have a little penis to be able to use a spoon... now if it was a ladle i would have been impressed lol
2006-12-10 13:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwww but really funny
2006-12-10 13:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting but truely amusing!!!
2006-12-10 13:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by PrinceOfDarkness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg. that was sooo gross, but funny at the same time.
2006-12-10 13:08:02 · answer #6 · answered by give it to me baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
Have a Great Day!
2006-12-10 13:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! i was sooo not expecting that! that is soo good.
2006-12-10 13:12:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwhahahahahaahahaewwwwwwwwwwwhahahahahahahahahaha...that was funny
2006-12-10 13:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha.lol
2006-12-10 13:09:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋