Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skiis
O're the trees we go
Smashing all the way!
The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
The next thing I know I'm in the hospital
There are stiches in my head!
Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on a pair of broken skiis! (2x)
Joke number 2: Number one: GET A CALCULATOR. A girl weighed 69 lbs. She thought she weighed too too too much. She visited a doctor on 51st street.
You should have on your calculator: 6922251
She met a doctor named x8.
You should have 6922251 x 8
Multiply it and turn your calculator upside down. The next morning, the girl was.... ________________
1. What would you rate each joke?
2. Would you tell your friends these jokes?
Thanx
2006-12-10 12:55:51 · 18 answers · asked by Smooth as butter on a kitten! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THE FIRST ONE A 9 OF 10.
THE SECOND ONE 7 OUT OF 10
THE THIRD ONE 10 OF 10
YES,I WOULD TELL MY FRIENDS THESE JOKES.
2006-12-10 13:02:23 · answer #1 · answered by lil_nino 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke number 2 was hella funny, not so sure about the jingle bells.
i would rate the first one as a 5 and the second one as an 8 of 10.
i would tell my friends the second joke.
oh the girl was boobless
2006-12-10 13:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by Redd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm boobless was like invented when i was in elementary about 15 yrs ago since then theres been advances in what stupidities can be written
2006-12-10 13:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boring...except boobless is a classic
Justin
2006-12-10 21:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
figured it was boobless, I remember doing that in school, and I wont say how long ago...but, as for telling my friends, I would, cause I liked them both...My teenagers would love singing that song...
2006-12-10 13:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LUV THE BOOBLESS 1 BUT THE DASHING THRU THE SNOW 1 IS KINDA GROSS
2006-12-10 13:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by Rheagan(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are alright maybe 5 out of 10
2006-12-10 13:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by jellibeans_22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the boobless one.. maybe the jingle bells.. no
2006-12-10 12:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 100,000,000
old
boobless
2006-12-10 13:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by ScubaSteve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the girl was boobless
2006-12-10 13:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋