There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
2006-12-10 12:28:35 · 35 answers · asked by asheslovesjoel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i didnt get it at first. but then i read the other answers and after awhile i was like "ohhhh'. thats good. imona put it on my prfile
2006-12-10 12:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. But, It's Still Funny!
2006-12-10 12:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nota bad nota bad...but I gotta the question ..
I don't understanda the America..
Where I come from in Italy we don't throwa the trash ona the street...I come to America and i reada the sign ...she says: Littering isa fine..
2006-12-10 12:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it, they eat cat too and the dad is not getting any?
haha, I got it, yeah, pussy cat, man i just got it, this is ingenial!!!
2006-12-10 12:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she got it off a website withour giving it credit
2006-12-10 13:07:48 · answer #5 · answered by ScubaSteve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-10 12:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by Peanuts Suck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute. kids say the darndest things.
2006-12-10 12:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that one before. Sorry.
2006-12-10 12:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by PrettyEyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats is kinda cute
2006-12-10 12:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by {BUBBLICIOUSZ}♥MUAH! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha good one! lol
2006-12-10 12:30:09 · answer #10 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋