2006-12-10 12:23:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus was beaten nearly to death and died on the cross for you. And he said "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do." Just like you don't. But he will forgive you too if you just ask and mean it.
2006-12-10 12:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
id definitely sue the church for all the money u can get and make a really big deal out of it because it is just wrong for jesus to go around touching people like that
2006-12-10 12:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you're touched. In the head.
2006-12-10 12:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Judas, stop lying. Just because Jesus is p*ssed at you does not mean you should go around saying he molested you.
2006-12-10 12:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am glad Jesus has touched your heart. God Bless you!
2006-12-10 12:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck suing an imaginary being.
2006-12-10 12:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by ana_is_a_cat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you should jump off a building....and land on a fire-hydrant...
2006-12-10 12:25:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
get a shrink
2006-12-10 12:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by Nora G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could make a donation?
2006-12-10 12:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by cork 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell on him first >:O
2006-12-10 12:25:30 · answer #10 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋