Me and my three friends (All in our late 20's) have formed a team to help out our neighborhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trenchcoat like the matrix. And lastly, their is "The Professional", he wears a cardboard Burgerking crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, Muscle King plays 'me so horny' on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don't know how?
2006-12-10 12:23:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Kings NO, Sick Yes....Thanks for the points....Now, just why do you want smart people to answer?
2006-12-10 12:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only VERY smart people post "jar jar binks" related questions in the Singles & Dating room.
2006-12-10 20:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First of all, the IQ test is not an effective guage of intelligence. It was originally invented in 19th century France to measure mental retardation - only in later years was it corrupted into an intelligence test.
In your case, the IQ test could be used for it's original purpose - since you guys do sound like you're developmentally disabled!
Do you take the short bus to school?
2006-12-10 20:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I guess you have to have an IQ above 180 so you can make sense of this. How is acting like an idiot making you some kind of king? I would have your *** locked up for tresspassing, after I siced my dog on you.
2006-12-10 20:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by eharrah1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was looking for you guy's, you know how much trouble i got into because of you four pecker head's, now give me your address so i can come and pick you four up and take you back to the Asylum, before the Matron gets back, and sorry for prescribing the double dose of "nut" juice,oops, my bad..
2006-12-10 21:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by bronzed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the Grimace that I'm pissed and that he needs to come over pronto and vacuum up this pile of dirt he left in my house!
2006-12-10 20:27:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I often roleplay and answer questions on yahoo answers as a Rodian from Star Wars while wearing a green spandex body suit.
2006-12-10 20:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by Edward 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I laugh whenever I see your **** on JarJar Binks. It's pretty silly.
pass the bong, why don't ya?
2006-12-11 08:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i really have no idea what to point of this question is, let alone why it is under singles and dating. i think you're the kings of stupidity, if nothing else.
2006-12-10 20:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by Luna 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
when I was three years old, a psychologist told my parents I was a genious. I read this and is plain dumb.
2006-12-10 20:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋