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A prosperous and somewhat amorous businessman propositioned a beautiful chorus girl of well-proportioned figure to spend the night with him for $500.

When he was ready to leave the next morning, certain things having transpired, he told her he didn't have that much money with him, but would have his secretary mail her a check for it, made out with a memo of RENT FOR APARTMENT, to avoid any embarrassment.

On the way to the office, however, after thinking the matter over carefully, he decided the night hadn't been worth what he’d agreed to pay. As a result, he had his secretary send a check for $250 instead, and enclosed the following explanatory note:

Dear Madam:

"Enclosed is a cheque for the amount of $250 for rent on your apartment. I am sending this amount instead of the amount originally agreed upon, because when I rented this apartment, I was under the impression that...

1. It had never been occupied
2. There was plenty of heat
3. It was small

2006-12-10 12:07:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Last night, I found that it had been occupied many times, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large!"

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check, with this note:

"I am returning the check for $250. I cannot understand how you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied. As for the heat... there is plenty of it there if you know how to turn it on. As for the size, it's not my fault if you didn't have enough furniture to furnish it."

2006-12-10 12:10:02 · update #1

9 answers

haha that was a good one.

2006-12-10 12:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

i admire parrot jokes too, stable stuff. The shaggy dog tale is on the parrot although, because of the fact the gents ought to not arise with the money for to bid, on the bigger cage, high quality seed, or state-of-the-paintings chicken tub. to not point out, the better half he had planed to purchase, the female, with the suited plumage. nicely nail me to the pearch

2016-10-14 10:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

What a pritty joke!

2006-12-10 21:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0 0

That was a damned good joke.

2006-12-10 12:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by Cinnamon 2 · 0 0

Loved it, you're hilarious

2006-12-10 15:09:49 · answer #5 · answered by Stacy L 1 · 0 0

thats awsome

2006-12-10 12:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by Living It Up 1 · 1 0

lol thats great!

2006-12-10 12:10:14 · answer #7 · answered by Mike 3 · 1 0

not that funny

2006-12-10 13:31:31 · answer #8 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0 0

what ever i dont get it

2006-12-10 12:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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