A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amaz
2006-12-10 11:51:18 · 10 answers · asked by Mike 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "****, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
2006-12-10 11:52:12 · update #1
lol, sounds like something a really stupid person would do, lol best joke ever, GOOD ONE, keep them coming ....110/100
2006-12-10 11:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep it coming. Blonde jokes are ALWAYS funny...I give this one 1000%
2006-12-10 11:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by No, You. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. That's actually a good one.
2006-12-10 11:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was so funny i can't wait to share it with my friends
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
2006-12-10 12:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by Lil A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...you know, if i was blonde, i might take offense to that, good thing I'm not!!
2006-12-10 12:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by Melissa 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never heard of that one... very well done
Justin
(thumbs up)
2006-12-10 22:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny =]
2006-12-10 12:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
too long for me
2006-12-10 11:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao
2006-12-10 11:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE HEARD THIS ONE....VERY FUNNY....
2006-12-10 11:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by fantasytlb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋