A young virgin man goes into a drug store to buy a box of condoms as he thinks he is going to get lucky on his date. He picks up a box and very shyly askes the clerk how much they are, the clerk tells him they are $5.00, so the young man decides to get them and when they are rung up the clerk asks for $5.37. "What",yells the young man,"I thought you said they were $5.00"
"Yes," says the clerk,"The .37 cents is for tax."
"TACKS??? I thought you rolled them on."
2006-12-10
11:47:55
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