A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex
obsessed pig, she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't
speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."
bet ur gonna read this again! lol
2006-12-10 11:44:51 · 34 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very very good. lol. it's inevitable to read it twice.
2006-12-10 12:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Redlove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. Waffles 2. Hugs 3. NO 4. i've got have been given not have been given a favorite form 5. i don't bear in mind 6. Aries 7. money 8. Nope 9. i'm incredibly satisfied. (Sarcasm is modern, are you waiting to tell?) I spoke decrease back this! I have not any clue why... yet I did.
2016-10-14 10:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I come first, then ella. I come again, then kay come. Ee come last with period.
I like.
Yeah, I read it over again... I have trouble spelling missississisippi and bannana
2006-12-10 16:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee!
Chortle chortle.
2006-12-10 11:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever, and yes I did read it twice 10 / 10
2006-12-10 20:52:23 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfaoooooo that's freakon hilarious
2006-12-10 12:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the top of the class ! haha
2006-12-10 13:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im never gonna spell that word the same way again!
2006-12-10 11:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Kel Kel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, wierd thing was i did read it again, lol it was so freakin hilarious , i ma gonna tella mya friends thissa 1. lol
2006-12-10 11:57:00 · answer #9 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O my goodness. I am laughing so hard!!!! Very funny!!! (yes... I did read it twice!)
2006-12-10 11:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by xosportyliciouschica4930x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋