I asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up, he said I want to be just like all my relatives, a scientist. I asked him why, he said because they promote monkey's to the highest level, we came first. Soon we will have monkey idol worship, monkey holidays and much more monkey business. We will star in our own monkey movies, like Planet Of The Monkeys. Monkeyism is bound to catch on now that the scientist are promoting it.
2006-12-10 11:20:53 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, that was sure a lot of wasted bandwith for no reason except to blather.
2006-12-10 11:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
monkeyism? is that a real word? i think you want "real science". If you want to talk about this, and hold a civilized debate, instead of bashing science, send me an email. I would love to hear your side of the science/religion argument
2006-12-11 17:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I guess you just like to monkey around?
2006-12-10 19:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys are cool
2006-12-10 19:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by alig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll never look at monkeys the same way. Thx for opening my eyes.
2006-12-10 19:23:21 · answer #5 · answered by Captain America 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny how creationists don't like the thought of being related to apes, but they think the first ancestor being made out of dirt is good.
2006-12-10 19:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If that monkey was talking to you, stop reading that bible and start taking lithium...
2006-12-10 19:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by Socratic Pig 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good to see you're talking to your fellow intellectuals. The rest of us'll be over in the corner evolving when you're ready...
2006-12-10 19:25:02 · answer #8 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Back away from the Mirror
2006-12-10 19:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by Wasabi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great. Next time you see him, ask if he would lend you a few dollars till pay-day.
2006-12-10 19:24:42 · answer #10 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋