2006-12-10 11:11:04 · 20 answers · asked by Jack Walsh 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus Christ!
2006-12-10 11:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Metro 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me: Am I dreaming?
Satan: nope
Me: I've definitely gotta be dreaming
Satan: You're not (irritated look)
Me: Okay! Stop lying! i KNOE i'm dreaming!!!
Satan: You reatard!!! I SAID YOU'RE NOT DREAMING!!
Me: *teary eyes* but I've been such a good person...
Satan: Go tell that to your mommy
Me: I can't. She's not dead yet.
2006-12-10 19:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by Bubble T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must have made a wrong turn in Alberquerque
2006-12-10 19:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE LORD IS GREATER THAN DEE!!!!!!..ok that a little over the top..but i dont think i will go to hell...ok i might if i die right now..better go pray for forgivness. :)
2006-12-10 19:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by BAM! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
let me the hell out
2006-12-10 19:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by marquis f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a light?
2006-12-10 19:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by I do what I want.. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know you were "satan", Mr. President!
2006-12-10 19:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going there. But what I tell him here is "you have no authority over me, so be gone"
2006-12-10 19:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get behind me satan for the lord jesus christ is my saviour and with him i shall keep my faith.
2006-12-10 19:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"ok Lucy i see why you did it but for gods sake you've learned your lesson so let me out and appologise to Johova....please?
2006-12-10 19:14:53 · answer #10 · answered by The Oblong Monkey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you send me back up? I wasn't quite done yet.
2006-12-10 19:15:18 · answer #11 · answered by Ghost Wolf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋