George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you.As you definitely have to stay here,
So I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room.
In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.
He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said."I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer
and don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room.In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a
room full of rocks.All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder.I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George.
The devil opened a third door.
In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said,"Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
2006-12-10 10:52:51 · 23 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my god...... that was a really good joke lol. BUSH HATERS, UNITE!
2006-12-10 10:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by Konrad 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-14 10:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by arleta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO so funny. He is probably better at it than Monica
2006-12-10 10:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group!
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2006-12-10 11:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny!
2006-12-10 11:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but you should be very careful around here!!
2006-12-10 10:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by Marmot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You deserve a cigar for that joke ! haha
2006-12-10 13:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha lmao thats funny
2006-12-10 11:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by Shannizzle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-12-10 10:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, well, not literally, but i did laugh out loud. ah, i'm gonna have to send that one to my family.
2006-12-10 14:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by kameka 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, OMG thats hilarious........110/100
2006-12-10 11:18:22 · answer #11 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋