I want to know if I am a vampire.
From an early age I have had nightmares about bats. Now I have overcome my fears. Infact I dress as a bat quiet often.
I don't find I have an urge to suck blood, but I like to suck bodily fluids of all kinds (yes i am a freak).
I also have deep sexual desires, with both men, women and bats .
How do I know if I am a vampire. Besides the fact that I live in a cave, drive a fast car that looks like a bat, have sexual fantasies about bats and dress like a bat, I am relativly normal.
I also have the overwhelming desire to fight crime, I am like Casper the friendly ghost. But I am a bat and fight crime.
Please help me, I need to know the truth.
2006-12-10 10:40:58 · 35 answers · asked by foxmoon 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
freak.......
2006-12-10 10:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by Lime Jelly ♫ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Certainly NOT!!!
According to myth, vampires can't see themselves in either mirrors, or photographic images.
I don't know where you got sexual desires, and if you live in a cave, drive a fast car, and a desire to fight criminals,
You must be Batman!!!!! [ as in the superhero]
2006-12-10 11:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by Yamster 2.0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you are sexually attracted to bats? In that case, you are seriously disturbed.
To find out if you are a vampire, eat a chunk of garlic. If you survive, good. If you die, also good.
2006-12-10 11:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aah!! The mind, such a terrible thing to ...... misuse! LOL.
Pure Fantasy!
We all are guilty of desires. Some we must conquer, or it's "To H*ll In A Handbasket" for all of us! LOL.
Have a great new week!
2006-12-10 11:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok wait u live in a cave?????? well im not an expert on bats but i think u might be part bat u never know.
2006-12-10 10:45:41 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All you have to do is go under the sun~ and you will know right away!~ of course if nothing strange happens, then you are not a vampire.
2006-12-10 10:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by ♥クロミ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Sorry, to be a vampire you need to suck blood of a living person. I don't think you need help. You sound very happy and free willed to me.
2006-12-10 10:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Talk too Dr. Ruth Dr. Phil and Dr. Doolittle
2006-12-10 11:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by mr G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, i would think Ur a Vampire, :)
AND IF ANY1 DI SS THE VAMPIRES, I WILL GET REALLY MAD >:(
BY THE WAY Batman RUIZ.
Jess
Vampires ROXI!
U ROCK.
2006-12-13 17:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I highley dought you are a vampire cause "SUPPOSIBLY" Quote Quote there is no such thing besides BATS. YUCK!!!
2006-12-10 10:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by DJG 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not a vampire. Can you see yourself in the mirror? DON'T EAT ME!
2006-12-10 10:43:49 · answer #11 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋