Picture this yeh..
A man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests has left his system upset. Making several false alarms to the bathroom he decided the latest was another and stayed put. He then filled his bed with loads of crap and was so embarrassed.
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms wildly which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell was that all about?" Still staring down, the drunk replied, "I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"
2006-12-10 10:40:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Roflmao, haha, hehe, lol, pmsl,
Nice to end the weekend on a high thanks nazx
2006-12-10 10:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by crazeeladee no more 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-10 18:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I've heard it but I still cracked up :P
2006-12-10 10:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed mate.
2006-12-10 16:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this Joke! LOL.
Oldie but Goodie! The Best Kind! LOL.
Have a great new week, and thanks for sharing!
2006-12-10 11:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one b4, made me laugh though!
2006-12-11 03:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats funny love it lol
2006-12-10 10:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
apparently not a friendly ghost
2006-12-10 10:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he in the sheet ?
2006-12-10 13:37:42 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to work that hard for a punchline, chances are, it ain't funny.
2006-12-10 10:52:58 · answer #10 · answered by penny century 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋