Murphy calls to visit his mate paddy who has a broken leg?

Question

paddy says "my feet are freezing, will you nip up stairsand get my slippers, no bother says murphy and he runs up the stairs were he sees paddy's 19 year old twin daughters sitting on the bed, hello girls he said your dad sent me up here to s*ag ye both, f**K off you liar they said, ok i'll prove it you says murphy, so he shouts down the stairs "both of them paddy" paddy shouts "of course whats the use of f**k**g one

Answer 1

Dirty, Sick, and funny as F*K!
Thanks, this is another of those jokes that make my day brighter.
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Happy Christmas!

Answer 2

Paddy gets a telephone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "i've got have been given a topic." "what's the subject?" replies Paddy "Oi've offered a jigsaw and that's too no longer difficulty-free. not one of the products greater wholesome jointly, and that i won't be in a position to discover any edges." "what's the image of?" asks Paddy "that's of a extensive cockerel," Murphy replies. Paddy says, "Alroight, Murphy, Oi'll come over and function a seem." He gets to Murphy's domicile and Murphy opens the door. "Oh thank you for coming Paddy." He leads Paddy into the kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen desk. Paddy seems on the jigsaw, then turns to Murphy and says, "For God's sake Murphy, placed the cornflakes lower back in the packet."

Answer 3

good 1 pmsl 10/10

Answer 4

Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL.

Thanks for the laughter. Have a great new week!

Answer 5

Double trouble ! haha
Did he slipper one ?

Answer 6

lol poor girls

Answer 7

hehehe, siiick

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

Very good, VERY dirty.