The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came..
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
2006-12-10 10:25:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Johhny/Johnnie < however you prefer it spelt.. lol..
2006-12-10 10:32:05 · update #1
Hey, you answered my question, and I'll answer yours... really funny!
Here's one like it,
Little Johnnie was at a horse auction and his dad was moving his hands up and down the horses leg to make sure it is healthy. Little Johnnie asked, "Why do you do that, Dad?" and his dad said, "Because otherwise I don't know if it's sick or not and I want to buy it." Little Johnnie said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."
Here's a short one:
Little Johnnie's Kindergarten teacher wanted to try a new psychology lesson that she read about. She said, "Stand up if you think you're stupid." For a few seconds nobody stood up. Then little Johnnie stood up. The teacher asked, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Johnnie said, "Well, I hated seeing you up there all by yourself!
BUT, GREAT JOKE, I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE YET!
2006-12-11 08:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-10 10:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by BILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2006-12-10 10:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by schmagum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could be observing to lots CSI and NCIS...i in my view have been given a seen there. i did not chortle yet I kinda had to vomit slightly. Now, loose replace had a humorous one because of the fact i assumed it became right into a gross one on the beginning up whether it ended up being concepts-blowing and humorous.
2016-10-18 02:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a great johnnie joke
do you know the johnnie and the frog joke?
2006-12-10 11:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by benji 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like toxic shock syndrome ! hahaha
2006-12-10 13:48:22 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so a baby seal walks into a club
2006-12-10 10:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by Kain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahah I liked that one. That's so funny
2006-12-10 10:28:50 · answer #8 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2006-12-10 10:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anton Mathew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow this is very funny funny funny lol. omg wow
2006-12-10 12:18:53 · answer #10 · answered by crawlingman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋