is that a mirror in your pants..cuz i can see myself in them.
or i have been asked "are you from tennessee? cuz your the only ten-i-see.
i also have been told "i will be all up on you like calories on mcdonalds big macs"
2006-12-10 10:07:04
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answer #1
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answered by Brigitte 2
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Love means never having to say you're sorry.
also: Song by Julio Eglesia and Willie Nelson:
To all the girls I've loved before who've traveled in and out my door...
I call it "The Revolving Door Girl Song"
2006-12-10 10:05:18
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answered by QueryJ 4
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Are you tired? Because you have been racing through my mind all day..
Are you from tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
They are all just so bad, can't guys realize that pick-up lines don't work? Especially majorly cheesy ones?
2006-12-10 14:25:13
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answered by ? 1
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I don't know if a quote, but at a Star Trek convention a Klingon asked me if I wanted to be bitten. That is how they start sex.
2006-12-10 10:10:43
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answered by Pantherempress 7
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I hear the sun is hot but not as hot as you are.
OMG I actually heard this one before. Omfg... pretty sad. If guys resort to saying things like that they're just desperate lol!
2006-12-10 10:05:28
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answered by lala89 3
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" Love means never having to say you're sorry " ( Love Story ).
2006-12-10 10:05:59
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answered by onelight 5
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that Love is a Loss Of Valulable Energy
2006-12-10 10:04:47
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answered by Gully 2
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"You KNOW how much I love you, don't you"? Guy said to girl to convince girl to have sex....VERY cheesy...and very untrue. Or how about this oldie but goodie..."What's a nice girl like you doin' in a place like this"? Oh, puh-leeze, come on now, really! <*)))><
2006-12-10 10:06:30
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answered by Sandylynn 6
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are those space pants your wearing,cuz girl your but is out of this world=)
you must be tierd because you have been running through my mind all day
Guy: Did it hurt,
Girl: you say what do you mean
guy: when you fell from hevan
People have actually said these to me=)
2006-12-10 10:20:05
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answered by Anonymous
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"Are you a thief, because you just stole my heart!"
"One part is missing in my body, I think i'm missing you"
(heres a funny one =] )
"My love for you is like diarhea, i just cant hold it in"
"Do you work at the electronic store? because youre electrifying!"
2006-12-10 10:06:14
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answered by OrangeBlitz 2
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