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Heaven must be missing an angel, because your down here on Earth!

UNBELIEVEBLY CHEESY!

2006-12-10 10:02:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Quotations

17 answers

is that a mirror in your pants..cuz i can see myself in them.

or i have been asked "are you from tennessee? cuz your the only ten-i-see.

i also have been told "i will be all up on you like calories on mcdonalds big macs"

2006-12-10 10:07:04 · answer #1 · answered by Brigitte 2 · 0 0

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

also: Song by Julio Eglesia and Willie Nelson:

To all the girls I've loved before who've traveled in and out my door...

I call it "The Revolving Door Girl Song"

2006-12-10 10:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by QueryJ 4 · 0 0

Are you tired? Because you have been racing through my mind all day..

Are you from tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

They are all just so bad, can't guys realize that pick-up lines don't work? Especially majorly cheesy ones?

2006-12-10 14:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 1 0

I don't know if a quote, but at a Star Trek convention a Klingon asked me if I wanted to be bitten. That is how they start sex.

2006-12-10 10:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0 0

I hear the sun is hot but not as hot as you are.



OMG I actually heard this one before. Omfg... pretty sad. If guys resort to saying things like that they're just desperate lol!

2006-12-10 10:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by lala89 3 · 0 0

" Love means never having to say you're sorry " ( Love Story ).

2006-12-10 10:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by onelight 5 · 0 0

that Love is a Loss Of Valulable Energy

2006-12-10 10:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by Gully 2 · 0 0

"You KNOW how much I love you, don't you"? Guy said to girl to convince girl to have sex....VERY cheesy...and very untrue. Or how about this oldie but goodie..."What's a nice girl like you doin' in a place like this"? Oh, puh-leeze, come on now, really! <*)))><

2006-12-10 10:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by Sandylynn 6 · 1 0

are those space pants your wearing,cuz girl your but is out of this world=)

you must be tierd because you have been running through my mind all day

Guy: Did it hurt,
Girl: you say what do you mean
guy: when you fell from hevan
People have actually said these to me=)

2006-12-10 10:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Are you a thief, because you just stole my heart!"
"One part is missing in my body, I think i'm missing you"
(heres a funny one =] )
"My love for you is like diarhea, i just cant hold it in"
"Do you work at the electronic store? because youre electrifying!"

2006-12-10 10:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by OrangeBlitz 2 · 2 0

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