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a women says to her husband, the tap in the kitchen needs fixing, the man says do i look like a plumber, she says the door has come of that cabinet , the man says do i lokk like a carpenter, then she says the the vacume cleaner isnt working , the man says do i look like an electrician, he says im of down the pub ill have a word with the lads see what they say , when he comes back all the jobs have been done , the man says who's fixed all this , the women says i got big john from next door to do it , the man says how did you pay him , the women says well i offered him a cake or a ********, the man says or i know how big john likes his cakes, the women says do i look like a baker

2006-12-10 09:42:59 · 25 answers · asked by jericho sland 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

the part deleted is b l o w j o b

2006-12-10 09:46:29 · update #1

25 answers

It was rather good actually

2006-12-10 09:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

i liked that one, but it does remind me of my husband i do it all myself, i need a big john next door

2006-12-10 09:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 1 0

the ending throws you off because the word is blurred out

2006-12-10 09:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 0 0

Great joke - but if you'd put the actual word instead of ******* at the end, it might've been funnier.

2006-12-10 10:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I heard that joke like 10 years ago...but i still like it!

2006-12-10 10:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by sugar_n_spice 5 · 0 0

it did better than expected but then a bl0wjob usually does lmao

2006-12-10 10:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by jennusula 1 · 0 0

yes you look like a baker

2006-12-10 09:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by kavi 2 · 0 1

whats the starred-out word? because of that it makes no sense.

2006-12-10 09:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a slight chuckle

2006-12-10 09:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by Nemo 3 · 0 0

you masacred that joke, its a great joke, but u killed it... if u dont wanna take the time to do the joke justice dont do the joke

2006-12-10 09:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Oh dear!

2006-12-10 10:18:09 · answer #11 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0 0

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