An Octopus walks into a bar and says
"I can play ANY musical instrument you like "
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better thanElton.
Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman said..
"Whats wrong can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "play it?- im gunna **** her brains out once i get her pyjamas off!"
He he i love it, what do you think?
2006-12-10 09:40:11 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you just made a house of 5 people laugh hysterically
THANKS
2006-12-10 09:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by tiff_scifi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I know what to buy my pet octopus for Christmas !
2006-12-10 09:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2006-12-10 09:44:50 · answer #3 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!
Still Laughing....
2006-12-10 09:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice. Funny :0))
2006-12-10 10:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by dottir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a fantastic joke, its been on her so many times now though. i actually sent that joke word for word in a text to my friends and family a couple of weeks ago, i bet its worked its way to you, thats pretty funny.
2006-12-10 09:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by Psychodelic Chicken 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard this one before and I thought it was funny.
2006-12-10 09:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by ellis4655@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but I still laughed my *** off!
2006-12-10 10:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it had been one of the first 20 times i had read it on here it might of been slightly funny
it wasnt and it wasnt
2006-12-10 10:07:13 · answer #9 · answered by jennusula 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
an oldie but a goodie
2006-12-10 09:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by Jumble 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-10 09:46:41 · answer #11 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋