one who's wife had just died and the other who just junked his row boat. One day an elderly lady wanted to offer her condolences to the widower but she got the wrong brother.
When she told him how sorry she was, he answered.
"Thanks but I was getting tired of her anyway. Hell, I had to scrape her bottom every week, she was smelly and starting to rot, she had a hole that leaked and was getting bigger all the time. I use to let friends borrow her on the weekends and that's what did her in. Three guys tried to get in her at the same time and just split her."
2006-12-10 09:13:38 · 12 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man, i love ur jokes! i think i answered all of urs! U Rock!
2006-12-10 09:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by FP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The couple weren't close kin so by any precise definition it really isn't any longer incest. Whoever their siblings marry has certainly no concerning the matter. there have been many examples of siblings from one kinfolk marrying siblings of yet another kinfolk and in a lot of cultures it really is definitely inspired. I really don't have any understanding of Greek Orthodox practices even with the truth that, so in the journey that they carry some arcane opinion on what constitutes incest then it really is only their own custom/practice/conception and by no skill depending upon any organic and organic or legal definition of incest. In defence of that definition even with the truth that, you may want to remember that Greece is a mountainous united states inclusive of thousands of inhabited islands and a mainland. traditionally, individual community populations have continually quite remoted, so even if no longer heavily appropriate villagers tended to be a thoughts extra heavily appropriate genetically than prevalent. Encouraging marriages of the style you describe may subsequently have a tendency to reason inbreeding with each and each and every of the wellbeing complications it motives. like countless religions even with the truth that, such regulations may once have made good experience yet in on the instant's international of mass delivery and worry-free inhabitants stream are previous and now serve only a cultural objective.
2016-11-25 19:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by salauddin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaha! LOL. This is hilarious! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh. Have a great new week!
2006-12-10 10:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor old granny. Now she has to droen her shock in ice-cream and watch Seinfeld
2006-12-10 09:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny, i had to read it twice to understand it but its good, 11/10
2006-12-10 09:16:17 · answer #5 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome! Great joke!
2006-12-10 09:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ahhh its all that much funnier because he's saying this to an old lady
2006-12-10 09:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not funny at all.
2006-12-10 09:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahah that's really funny : )
2006-12-10 09:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn't really that funny
2006-12-10 09:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋