A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2006-12-10 09:05:45 · 20 answers · asked by yasminrules17 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!! That was funny!! Creative kid- LOL.. thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-10 09:08:54 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2006-12-10 09:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by jewel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it was very funny ... but i'm a mom and the thought of reading it was traumatic... but at the end i lmao
2006-12-10 09:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by pbear i 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Shows great initiative !
2006-12-10 09:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo man, that's my letter(without the ps)
haha
2006-12-10 09:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny.
2006-12-10 09:09:24 · answer #6 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iread the first and last bits, and still got the joke!!!
2006-12-10 09:15:12 · answer #7 · answered by The Way 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its long but all i read is funny!!!
2006-12-10 09:40:05 · answer #8 · answered by FP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats is pretty funny
2006-12-10 09:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by Cate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
â¥LMAO that was really good⥠3
2006-12-10 09:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by Bunnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha!!!That's so funny!
2006-12-10 09:07:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋