A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not pronounced 'Porch' It's 'Porsche'.."
2006-12-10 09:05:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
2006-12-10 09:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's okay. If she was really blonde she probably wouldn't know how to pronounce porsche, though, that's the only downer
2006-12-10 09:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by Bacnmia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..Ive heard this one before.
2006-12-10 09:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by LAMPA-rd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great.LOL
2006-12-10 09:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lord help us all
2006-12-10 09:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before! honest mistake....NOT. lol
2006-12-10 09:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..i would have kicked her a$s
2006-12-10 09:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it... good. hahaha.
2006-12-11 09:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA i like it!
2006-12-10 09:12:13 · answer #9 · answered by sugar_n_spice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-10 09:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋