3 Irishmen in a pub, 1st one says "I went in my daughters room the other day and was surprised to find an empty cigarette packet, I didn't know she smoked." 2nd one says "I found empty beer cans in my daughters room, I didn't know she drank." 3rd one says "When I went in my daughters room I saw a packet of condoms, I didnt even know she had a p*nis!"
2006-12-10 08:36:51 · 29 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....and bah humbug to you lot too!!! lol
2006-12-10 08:44:28 · update #1
yes i have heard it
have you heard this one
turn on im ??
its an original one
2006-12-10 08:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar, carrying a large back, and starts ordering one drink after another, the bartender, sensing a bit of depression starts talking to the man.
"What's the problem?" Asks the bartender.
"I've got the worst luck in the universe. I buy a car, it dies. I buy a house, it burns down. I meet a woman, she's really a man...I even find a genie bottle, and the genie is hard opf hearing..."
Now the bartender is really skeptical..."Genie? Hard of Hearing, I doub that"
The man just looks at the bartender. He reaches down into his bag, pulls out a minature grand piano. Then he reaches down into the bag and pulls out a 1 foot tall person, who immediately begins playing beautiful music on the grand piano.
The Bartender stares, then sputters,"My God, what is that?"
"A 12 inch pianist"
2006-12-10 09:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny, just surprised at the answer, was expecting, didnt know she was having sex, there again that wouldn't be a joke?
2006-12-10 08:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by The Way 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kiwl
2006-12-10 08:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i haven't but i really like this one.
10 out of 10.
2006-12-10 08:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee
2006-12-10 08:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
x c lent and for jessica and banana 106, you really should get out more. and the ones who put down mind blowingly stupid answers
2006-12-10 08:57:44 · answer #7 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About the 3rd one,not that you didn't know that she has p**is,but instead oh so you've started having fun.
2006-12-10 08:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is funny but its old man come on!
2006-12-10 08:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by Craig Johnson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not heard that on funny joke to remember
2006-12-10 08:42:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋