and told me that I should cut off my right arm and learn to paint with my left. He said this will make me famous.
2006-12-10 08:35:47 · 16 answers · asked by Candace R 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Strange Van Gogh only lost an ear.
2006-12-10 08:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yea. First anyone who says they talk to God is suspicious to me. Are you schizophrenic? Don't cut off your arm you nincompoop. Just start painting with your other arm. Besides what happens if God talks to you tomorrow night and Says "Ooops sorry, I didn't mean your Right arm, I mean to say your left arm." or sense God does not make mistakes you heard him wrong. What then? Or what if he tells you later to cut of both arms? With only one left you may find it hard to accomplish. Maybe you'll have to get a friend to help you - assuming you have one. I would take a nap. Maybe he was just kidding and will give you yet another message later. Hey what if he gives you instructions to do something later and you haven't the arms to do it. Better ask him about it. God can be so impulsive sometimes.
2006-12-10 08:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by Fillup 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Learn to paint with your left arm, but don't cut off you right arm.
2006-12-10 08:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Candy,
Perhaps you had a dreanm last night but I can assure you it was not God-Jesus Christ. God never violates His word, so if you'll read Revelation 22:18, 19 you'll find that God states that He is not going to add or detract from the the Bible. "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
2006-12-10 08:49:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.. first off, you should probably be reminded that dreams are only in your head; and, if that doesn't tell you something about what you should or shouldn't do, then I suggest that right after you cut off your arm you ought to proceed straight on to cutting off that useless head you've been carrying around all these years.... believe me, those confusing dreams of yours will go away forever.
(((( r u randy? ))))
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2006-12-11 06:36:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very strange dream and suggest you ignore it as I ignored the dream I had last night about working at a former place of employment. I woke up so tired today am hardly able to keep my eyes open, but will survive.
2006-12-10 09:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't listen to that kind of ****. There is no god. However, if you believe in that stuff, cut off your arm. It might also make you fly.
Dumbass!
2006-12-10 09:01:56 · answer #7 · answered by eNdofthELinE9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check yourself into a psychiatric hospital immediately. God speaks to no directly.
2006-12-10 08:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by know_it_all_NOT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really.
Why would god do that anyways. He gave us two arms for a good reason.
2006-12-10 08:38:47 · answer #9 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt God told you to vandalize his temple the had to be Satan and his demons
2006-12-10 09:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by Young and Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋