Ok, I have one of the foulest mouths of anyone I know but obviously there are times when that kind of language just isn't appropriate. What are some funny things to say without using God's name?
So far I am a fan of "I swear to Bob" and "Cheese and Rice". Anyone got anything else good??
2006-12-10 08:32:29 · 11 answers · asked by sag.grrrl 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I don't know why but I use "Oh Bloodclot!" to indicate something bad happening or when i'm very aggravated,. people like it, it's spreading to other vocabularies...
or from the 40 year old virgin quote "AAh Kelly Clarkson!"
my cousin's 7 years and he says " Gaah Mother-goose that hurt!" it's cute.
2006-12-10 11:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anabella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay so this is something that my 4 year old will say which is so funny I should use it too (since I too have a really bad mouth most times) - Oh peanut shells! It's so cute coming from a 4 year old's mouth, but who knows it might work for you too.
2006-12-10 16:58:01 · answer #2 · answered by thegilchristgirls 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew a pastor with a temper who would angrily shout things at other drivers like "God bless you!" (instead of the alternative) and call them "you child of God" when he was tempted to make other comments about their parentage.
I don't know if it's any better, but it was pretty funny to watch.
2006-12-10 17:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by Gerty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So far, the only ones I've been able to put into use are "fishsticks!" and "coffee filters!" and "this/that fershlugginer (fill in the blank)"
My mother used to say "son of a Beech-nut gum!" "You Aspirin!", and my father had a fondness for "Ach, du leiber!"
2006-12-10 16:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by pessimoptimist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call em a FROG, that's the best four letter word I know for them, but then I offend the little froggie. LOL
GOD bless.
2006-12-10 16:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by May I help You? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judas Eff Priest!!
2006-12-10 16:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by knoodelhed 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll say something like "For the love of green apples!" or use OMG to stand for "Oh my goodness." A lady I know says "Oh Cheese and crackers!" When another Christian makes me angry or is angry with me I'll tell them "I love you and there isn't one blasted thing you can do about it!"
2006-12-10 18:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by drivn2excelchery 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The father of a friend of mine used always say “Jesus Christmas”, I always liked that one and it fits with the season.
2006-12-10 17:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by The Orange Deity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
son of a gun,le dieu rien,mad dog (look at it backwards)and thats all i know
2006-12-10 17:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say "Adios Mios"
2006-12-10 16:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by SeaweedScar 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋