Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
2006-12-10 08:25:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha! need I say more? bloody brilliant!
2006-12-10 08:32:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 09:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by crabtree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the 7th time in the last 5 days i have seen this joke
booooooo
2006-12-10 08:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats a corker keep em (comin) lol
2006-12-10 08:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
briliant joke
2006-12-10 08:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eewwww but hilarious all the same!!
2006-12-10 09:27:32 · answer #6 · answered by hannah_detain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT GOES ROUND COMES ROUND YOU HAVE IT POSTED TWICE
2006-12-10 08:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok
2006-12-10 08:39:52 · answer #8 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-10 08:26:48 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this earlier! its so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-10 08:31:27 · answer #10 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋