Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
2006-12-10 08:17:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol .. lmao.... still lol :)
2006-12-10 08:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by pbear i 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Widow from deaf guy. no matter if this is an in intensity, you element. otherwise, YOUR guidelines. the only presently signing is the signer. even as they're signing, then they're the signer. YOUR guidelines, yet perfect given beside them. Giving North, South, East, West is the N upward, the S downward, E for your accurate & W to left with left hand. same utilising R for accurate with accurate hand or L in the route of left including your left hand. (Exceptions, utilising L (for Left) or W (for West) & utilising the right hand is even as your left hand is busy - - conserving a toddler, etc..) it is performed in actually use even as talking; not any absolute from a e book.
2016-11-30 09:53:47 · answer #2 · answered by crabtree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol even though im deaf and use sign language i found your joke to be funny just goes to show sign language is the no1 language across all cultures and countries
2006-12-10 08:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by ck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2006-12-10 08:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by happybluebeauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmm lol
2006-12-10 08:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats a corker keep em (comin) lol
2006-12-10 08:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH Thats funny im c.u.m.i.n.g
2006-12-10 08:19:47 · answer #7 · answered by boydchick94@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-12-10 15:51:54 · answer #8 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute i likke it it actually made me laugh!
2006-12-10 08:20:46 · answer #9 · answered by melgtimm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD IT BEFORE BUT STILL MADE ME SMILE
2006-12-10 08:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahha that is funny
2006-12-10 08:27:43 · answer #11 · answered by Raven S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋