A man escapes from prison?
where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-12-10 08:16:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
THATS A REAL GOOD ONE HAVENT HAD ANY OF THESE IN AWHILE!!!!
2006-12-10 08:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by KELS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke has been circulating for 2 years at least.
2006-12-10 08:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic - I didn't see that coming. Now THESE are the sort of jokes you want in your Christmas cracker!!!
2006-12-10 08:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is well funny! I'm laughing quite loudly
2006-12-10 08:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by suckaslug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-12-10 08:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by Shivanie R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh thats was quite funny lol
2006-12-10 08:20:18 · answer #6 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2006-12-10 08:18:54 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.The jocks will remember that
2006-12-10 08:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2006-12-10 08:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by The Way 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yep its funny
2006-12-10 08:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋