A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. "Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our lives," she spoke wisely. "I agree completely, ma'am," the man replied. The woman stepped closer to examine the damage and noticed something shiny within her car. Reaching in, she pulled out an unbroken bottle. "This bottle of wine wasn't even cracked. I think this is another sign that we are to drink a toast to our new friendship." "That's a great idea, miss," the man answered taking the bottle from her. He popped the cork and drank his share. "I'm sorry. How rude of me. Would you like some?" "No, thanks," came the reply. "I'll just wait for the cops to get here."
2006-12-10 08:14:14 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really funny, i will definately share that one : )
2006-12-10 08:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by sweetpea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. When I first heard that joke, it was a priest, a rabbi and a bottle of Manischewitz wine.
2006-12-10 08:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA Drunk Driving she wanted him to get in trouble by the cops HAHAHA LOL
2006-12-10 08:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by boydchick94@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
come on Ploppy you can do better than that! I heard that one 20 years ago
2006-12-10 08:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit long but once you got to the point it made me smirk
2006-12-10 08:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by D-BLOCK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have read this a lot of times, but its still kinda funny
2006-12-10 08:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!!
2006-12-10 08:17:49 · answer #7 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I SOME HOW MISSED READING THIS ONE ITS UP TO YOUR USUALL STANDARD
2006-12-10 08:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny, but cute... and kinda messed up. LOL
2006-12-10 08:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just Crap really
2006-12-10 08:20:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋