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Come on! he's real! I can prove it, leave out some milk and cookies on Dec 24th when you go to bed, when you wake up they will be gone! and if you have a tree in your living room there will be presents there!!! It's proof that santa is real!.

I know what you're thinking, "someone else left the presents and drank the milk." That's just because you don't believe... If you open your heart to JEsu... um Santa Caus, and have faith, he will be real!

2006-12-10 07:59:14 · 16 answers · asked by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

The laws of physics don't apply to Go.... i mean Santa.

2006-12-10 08:03:19 · update #1

16 answers

Bah.
Santa is a myth.
EVERYONE knows that a giant penguin comes and leaves your presents.
And that if you look directly in it's eyes, it'll egg your house.

2006-12-10 08:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by Mellorine~ 3 · 4 0

One more thing...if Santa makes the laws of physics, could Santa possibly make a mistake? After all, Santa is human.

2006-12-10 16:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 0 0

Is Santa Clause suppose to be JEsu... My question to you is how did Santa and Christmas trees get into the nativity scene??

Maybe I will ask my own Yahoo Question. BRB

2006-12-10 16:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jacobi S 2 · 2 0

If no one ever caught mom and dad leaving presents and mom and dad never confessed to have actually BEEN the ones doing it, most people may believe in Santa Clause. Now we just need to find someone willing to admit they created the universe besides God and maybe some will believe them instead.

2006-12-10 16:03:49 · answer #4 · answered by impossble_dream 6 · 2 2

You might point out that Santa would have to travel at such a high speed to deliver toys to all the children in one night, that his sled would burn up from the supersonic friction.

But I would point out to you that Santa doesn't exist in your laws of physics.

2006-12-10 16:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 2 0

Yeah. That's why there are so many Santa Clauses that you can sit on in the world. Yup. he's real. Oh... I think mommy and daddy ate the cookies or the rat.

2006-12-10 16:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by fruit salad 6 · 1 1

Santa Vs. Satan:

They Both wear red.
Santa has Elves and Satan has Demons.

2006-12-10 16:06:54 · answer #7 · answered by Who Me? 4 · 1 1

I'm guessing that you're like... 10?
your parents leave the presents and drink the milk and cookies. i can't believe you haven't thought of that already.

2006-12-10 16:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by Ambiguity 3 · 2 2

You hit the nail on the head... SOMEONE drank the milk. SOMEONE left the presents.

And SOMEONE put all this stuff here.

2006-12-10 16:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 3 1

mom and dad are the late night cookie eaters.
and they are the ones who put the gifts under the tree.
simple~

2006-12-10 16:07:20 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

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